Gimme Shelter: Sponsorship Level Two!
Best I can figure, over the years I have managed to narrow my spending to a lean $100 per day on the road. Thats one meal, a roof over my head and whatever transport necessary with the change left over. With your help you can help me achieve my lofty goals to continue my adventures, sail the last of the 7 seas (theres only 2 remaining) and EAT!
For your support you'll be handsomely rewarded! For the first time I'm offering full decks of my business (poker) cards. With your kind sponsorship you'll soon find in the post a full deck of Yorkatronic Brand No 1129 Playing Cards, The Galaxies Finest with the EXCLUSIVE, Quantum Fabric of Spacetime Finish™
Not only that dear friends!!
In addition to your Quantum Space Age, Space Poker Deck you'll also receive a handful of stickers for your vandalizing pleasure!
BUT WAIT!!! there is in fact MORE!
With each deck you'll be automatically entered into a shadowy game of wits along with the other legendary sponsors. Hidden among the dozens of secret codes, symbols and ancient secret society emblems on the box is a Rebus puzzle. The first one to solve the puzzle via answering by Email or DM will get an additional gift worth $100 or more in the post!!!
HOW FUCKING EXHILARATING!!!!
All this AND you'll be supporting a noble cause, to help me see more of this Earth and its people so I might spread the knowledge I gain back into our world to help unite us. You'll be helping me fill the coffers after a decade of plundering my every resource dry. You'll help me eat, sleep and survive the coming year of challenges to match mighty Odysseus...honestly, I'm not sure I would be able without your help.